- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Wait! hundred billions!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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