Knock Knock. Not home.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

scraggle is in you pillow case

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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