there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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women's rights

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Pickles

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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