Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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It says so on your cap.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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