What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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sky silverstein

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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