If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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