How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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