A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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8===D

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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