Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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