- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Justin Bieber

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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