- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

An epileptic man attends a rave.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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