Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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