- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It says so on your cap.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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