- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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