Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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