Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Gay rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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