what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Asians...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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I'm Spartacus

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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