- Anti Joke

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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