Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Obama

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man walks into a bar.

The white guy did it!

Hey, you have small hands.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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