What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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