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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A horse walked into a barn...

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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