3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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hi im paul!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Popsicles

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Netball.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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The.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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