A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Asians...

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women's rights

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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