- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Gay rights

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

my names jim haha

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

who farted i did :]

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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