Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Winking at old people

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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I can't see my forehead

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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