Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Women's Rights...

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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My life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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