- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Women's rights

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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