I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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