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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yanter, Look it up

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

I'm gay.

Chlamydia

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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