- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

It says so on your cap.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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