How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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