Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Knock Knock. Not home.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

yada yada

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What comes after Friday? A ?.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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