- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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