- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I asked her where you were.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Alchohol.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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