Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

women's rights

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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