- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Eric is gay Ha

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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