- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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