- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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