- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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