I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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DEATH.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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