How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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