Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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I'm gay.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Chlamydia

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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