Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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gay pom...

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Large 4

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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