- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Sam Hengal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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