A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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