Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Diarrhea

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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