A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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nolan is gay

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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how man

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Where are you going Your house

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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