- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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