What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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