- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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