- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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