Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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