Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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