- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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