A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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I was watching Fox news.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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roak

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Antijokes...

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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