- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Immigration Laws

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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