Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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