- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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