- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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