- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

the economy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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