I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your Mom The End.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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