Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Women's Rights

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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