- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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