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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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