How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Sir, your wife is dead

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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