- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

CFL

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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