- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your mama's so fat... that's it

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Emily Walker.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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