Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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