- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Knock knock.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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